A Marvelous Quote From a Wise Man

Subject: A Marvelous Quote From a Wise Man Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:12 am

A marvelous quote from a wise man to all the bottle gang members …

Cheers! cheers

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit...

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public

Legendary Member Posts : 2093 Join date : 2010-02-28

Since 70% of the human body r composite of liquid..... No wonder humans r full of shit! It's a physiological thing!

Subject: Re: A Marvelous Quote From a Wise Man Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:19 pm

mariateo wrote:: Since 70% of the human body r composite of liquid..... No wonder humans r full of shit! It's a physiological thing!

You got a point there sis... Cool

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