Not golf related....please advise !!!

WHY those shitty birds like to shit on my white car, i washed every morning and by afternoon...i need to washed again. I shifted my white car to another block..by the next day it all shitty again !!!!

WHY MY SUZUKI SWIFT SPORT LOOK LIKE A TOILET BOWL IS IT ????

because they know it's a shit car!

Uncle Lau wrote:

WHY those shitty birds like to shit on my white car, i washed every morning and by afternoon...i need to washed again. I shifted my white car to another block..by the next day it all shitty again !!!!

WHY MY SUZUKI SWIFT SPORT LOOK LIKE A TOILET BOWL IS IT ????

Very simple

Think swift.. Think birds

Swift unloading runs

lol.....i am having a good laugh.. dont need to go golf course liao...

Shit... better run fast...

Thanks for the advise guys...jeez...

Don't park under tree or lamp post, stop hiding under shade!

You are parking under their regular shitting place, that's why!

Neutralgolfer wrote:

Don't park under tree or lamp post, stop hiding under shade!

You are parking under their regular shitting place, that's why!

U can run but u can't hide. These B52s are really good. They can do it in their flights

hancel97 wrote:

Neutralgolfer wrote:

Don't park under tree or lamp post, stop hiding under shade!

You are parking under their regular shitting place, that's why!

U can run but u can't hide. These B52s are really good. They can do it in their flights

Haha, not all are B52 lah... only some...

Can i add... Smell you later...

I brought a car cover bag...i cover the whole car, and when the shitty birds shit on my car, i just removed the cover and wash it.. car well protected. Only thing have not check with HDB yet...

Car cover? Then who wash ??

daztasiumz wrote:

Car cover? Then who wash ??

Car Bag ez to wash...just take out and spray with water....

If u washing then okie lah

Now i worry kena summon for it by the HDB.....

U paint a car over the sheet lor

Mirror etc

Or u say u saw painters ard u protect

You think i so free ah......you come and help to maintain RDG forum...

Coat car with this lor

Bird shit also will slip off

Lol

Ah long also can't spray yr car

Uncle Lau wrote:

You think i so free ah......you come and help to maintain RDG forum...

UL if u so busy

Then few droplets of bird shit nvm lah

Don't bother

Jus use this to coat

Human shit thrown at yr car also dun need to worry

As chief mod u need that extra protection

daztasiumz wrote:

Human shit thrown at yr car also dun need to worry

As chief mod u need that extra protection

That why both my sidekick kena sniper big time ....

Uncle Lau wrote:

daztasiumz wrote:

Human shit thrown at yr car also dun need to worry

As chief mod u need that extra protection

That why both my sidekick kena sniper big time ....

budden UL u r 白蓮教 leader

knife and guns can't penetrate your body

nice car UL

Uncle Lau wrote:

I brought a car cover bag...i cover the whole car, and when the shitty birds shit on my car, i just removed the cover and wash it.. car well protected. Only thing have not check with HDB yet...

Car covers are a chore if you drive your car daily and if you are not careful handling it, you may introduce fine scratches to your paintwork. Nothing a good grooming can't handle though.