The Ultimate OT Thread

ul, i no sifu, just enjoy throwing some drunken darts only!

rt wrote:

ul, i no sifu, just enjoy throwing some drunken darts only!

Stop spamming.. go back to work

daffu u my boss ah? u too go back to work!

rt wrote:

daffu u my boss ah? u too go back to work!

I make you my 2013 to 2014 Deputy Chief mod...than you can BAN him....

Nowadays so hot on course...even on the road temp hit 38deg...who dare to play golf....

Sigh.....guess i am the only one working on Sunday.....1pm to 10pm....Janitor work at SOTA...

There was this bank robbery, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking"

A lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (only of primary school education), "Big bro, let's count how much we got". The older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. Before the supervisor made the call, the bank manager said, "Wait, wait wait, let's include the $5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!"

The supervisor said, "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."

The next day, TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took $20 million, the bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"

After watching the TV news, the bank manager scolded the supervisor, "Bloody hell, you are damn daring huh!". The bank supervisor was smiling and happy because his loss in the SINOPEC shares was then covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"

WAHLAU...now at 11pm..Singapore weather 33deg ....my aircon still can't hit 24deg...

Now at 11am...it raining hard in English Bridge......

Uncle Lau wrote:

Sigh.....guess i am the only one working on Sunday.....1pm to 10pm....Janitor work at SOTA...

...NEED HELP...how to cure jet lag....

Why every afternoon from 5pm thunderstorm ??

Is the durian season back...where to find good and cheap durian ah ??

Nobody like durian ah ???

I wonder got golfer wear N95 mask and play golf...

Is it the haze or what...football season ??? Orchard, Bugis like ghost time.....

Hail Storm in Sin gapore....so exciting

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Uncle Lau wrote:

Is the durian season back...where to find good and cheap durian ah ??  

gian


recently muar and tangkat stocks beri little.. becos of haze.. price holding high..

think u must go in jb to buy..

giant southern city got saw ppl post and went there last yr

some pics of a blogger

prices from yrs back
gotta factor in inflation

if playing puteri or east side courses can swing by kip mart masai..

or can go lian hua chun at jalan dedap to whack

Thanks bro daztasiumz for your field trip report ...yes i will gather my kakis soon for JB golf and durian trip...but have to wait till haze season over... 

Uncle Lau wrote:

Thanks bro daztasiumz for your field trip report ...yes i will gather my kakis soon for JB golf and durian trip...but have to wait till haze season over... 

okie pls rem to submit yr FR after you tried out any new durians findings thanks

Uncle Lau u eaten mantis prawns b4?

Anyone got lobang where to makan at JB singapore ???