You know it time to quit golf when.....

This is a guideline for everyone if you have this signs or symptoms of the following....Good Luck !

You know it time to quit golf when.....

1. You are standing on the teebox and suddenly you ask yourself...WHY ARE YOU DOING ON THE GOLF COURSE !

2. After you have putted in, you realised everyone is already seated in their own buggy, you own buddy is washing his own clubs...

3. After you mark your ball with a blue marking, hit your ball and upon reaching your ball, you discovered that the your blue marking turn to red marking...

4. You register at the golf counter, paid and standing ready by the buggy....the marshal came over and tell you that all you 3 kakis have not turn up and it's pass teeing time, you have to wait to join flight or get refund.....(based on a true event)

5. You putted uphill 20m, your ball roll up hill...into the cup...and bounce out and roll back to the apron bunker....

6. UL went into the bushes and found 3 ProV, you walk further up and about to walk in to search for some balls....a King cobra stood up and ready to spit venom at you....

7. You hit a 170m par 3, your balls landed and roll towards the pin and left with 3 inches to pin...you will win $$$ if you get a birdie. A monitor lizard came along, swallow your ball and disappeared into the pond...you lost your new TM Penta ball and $$$ to your buddies...

8. You played 88 in the rain, clothing all soil and wet, you return happily to the shower, after shower, you discovered that you forget to bring a new set of clothing.....meeting with your client in 1/2 an hour time !

9. You changed all your golf shoes plastic spikes, after 18 holes you realised all the spikes have fallen off....

10. You are driving in a buggy, travelling toward the club pond...your steering wheel came off, your buddy jump out and you are struck in the buggy because of your belt get struck between the buggy metal bar.....


IF you have any of the above...time to rethink about golfing

Good one. Very funny. Hahahaha. Here are a few more:

1. Your alarm clock goes off at 4:45am, and you must hit the shower immediately so that you can be at Mandai Driving Range gathering point by 6am. You sit beside the bed and ask yourself, why the hell you do this for.

2. Your ball is in the green side bunker after second shot on par 4. Armed with a 60 degress wedge, you attacked the pin. Guess what? The ball fly 100m over the green into the jungle at the opposite side. If not, it end up in another bunker on the opposite side and the process repeat itself again and again until double par.

3. You go play golf with UL. After 18 hole he goes home with 68 extra balls of which 20 balls were lost by you. Your golf bag is so light after the game without all those extra balls.

4. Once upon a time, you out-drive UL on every hole using every club in your bag. These days, after you tee-off together with UL, you realize you are 50m behind UL.

5. You play 86 after 18 hole and tell yourself this must be your lucky day. After a nice lunch and shower, you drive your car to the golf bag pickup point and realized that your bag is lost by the golf bags handler.

6. You play +5 after the first 9 using some cheapo hard ball and decided that you are good enough to play better balls. You pull out a pro-V from your bag and put it on the tee. You swing it with confidence and boom, it went straight for the OB and the ball is lost. After much struggle, you come back with triple par for that hole and ruining the chance to score sub 80s.

salty dog wrote:

Good one. Very funny. Hahahaha. Here are a few more:

1. Your alarm clock goes off at 4:45am, and you must hit the shower immediately so that you can be at Mandai Driving Range gathering point by 6am. You sit beside the bed and ask yourself, why the hell you do this for.

2. Your ball is in the green side bunker after second shot on par 4. Armed with a 60 degress wedge, you attacked the pin. Guess what? The ball fly 100m over the green into the jungle at the opposite side. If not, it end up in another bunker on the opposite side and the process repeat itself again and again until double par.

3. You go play golf with UL. After 18 hole he goes home with 68 extra balls of which 20 balls were lost by you. Your golf bag is so light after the game without all those extra balls.

4. Once upon a time, you out-drive UL on every hole using every club in your bag. These days, after you tee-off together with UL, you realize you are 50m behind UL.

5. You play 86 after 18 hole and tell yourself this must be your lucky day. After a nice lunch and shower, you drive your car to the golf bag pickup point and realized that your bag is lost by the golf bags handler.

6. You play +5 after the first 9 using some cheapo hard ball and decided that you are good enough to play better balls. You pull out a pro-V from your bag and put it on the tee. You swing it with confidence and boom, it went straight for the OB and the ball is lost. After much struggle, you come back with triple par for that hole and ruining the chance to score sub 80s.

Errrrrr....this like Dairy of Saltdog misadventure while golfing......hey off topic !

Uncle Lau wrote:

Errrrrr....this like Dairy of Saltdog misadventure while golfing......hey off topic !

who huh? what huh? where huh??

Both of you should give up golf.... so many unfortunate encounters...

slinger wrote:

salty dog wrote:

Good one. Very funny. Hahahaha. Here are a few more:

1. Your alarm clock goes off at 4:45am, and you must hit the shower immediately so that you can be at Mandai Driving Range gathering point by 6am. You sit beside the bed and ask yourself, why the hell you do this for.

2. Your ball is in the green side bunker after second shot on par 4. Armed with a 60 degress wedge, you attacked the pin. Guess what? The ball fly 100m over the green into the jungle at the opposite side. If not, it end up in another bunker on the opposite side and the process repeat itself again and again until double par.

3. You go play golf with UL. After 18 hole he goes home with 68 extra balls of which 20 balls were lost by you. Your golf bag is so light after the game without all those extra balls.

4. Once upon a time, you out-drive UL on every hole using every club in your bag. These days, after you tee-off together with UL, you realize you are 50m behind UL.

5. You play 86 after 18 hole and tell yourself this must be your lucky day. After a nice lunch and shower, you drive your car to the golf bag pickup point and realized that your bag is lost by the golf bags handler.

6. You play +5 after the first 9 using some cheapo hard ball and decided that you are good enough to play better balls. You pull out a pro-V from your bag and put it on the tee. You swing it with confidence and boom, it went straight for the OB and the ball is lost. After much struggle, you come back with triple par for that hole and ruining the chance to score sub 80s.


i got 1 more.....

7) after watching UL hit his ball into the water at airforce hole 4, he laughs at UL n tell him that if he find UL golf ball, it will be his..... then he drove the buggy to the water hazard, but only to return 5 minutes later to the tee-box..... finding the rest of his flightmates golf ball in the fairway but his, he realised he forgot to tee-off, cos in the fit of excitment, he blurred until he never hit his 1st shot, i know its true cos i was sitting next to him

Oh slinger....you be receiving that person personal lawyer letter......

Uncle Lau wrote:

slinger wrote:

salty dog wrote:

Good one. Very funny. Hahahaha. Here are a few more:

1. Your alarm clock goes off at 4:45am, and you must hit the shower immediately so that you can be at Mandai Driving Range gathering point by 6am. You sit beside the bed and ask yourself, why the hell you do this for.

2. Your ball is in the green side bunker after second shot on par 4. Armed with a 60 degress wedge, you attacked the pin. Guess what? The ball fly 100m over the green into the jungle at the opposite side. If not, it end up in another bunker on the opposite side and the process repeat itself again and again until double par.

3. You go play golf with UL. After 18 hole he goes home with 68 extra balls of which 20 balls were lost by you. Your golf bag is so light after the game without all those extra balls.

4. Once upon a time, you out-drive UL on every hole using every club in your bag. These days, after you tee-off together with UL, you realize you are 50m behind UL.

5. You play 86 after 18 hole and tell yourself this must be your lucky day. After a nice lunch and shower, you drive your car to the golf bag pickup point and realized that your bag is lost by the golf bags handler.

6. You play +5 after the first 9 using some cheapo hard ball and decided that you are good enough to play better balls. You pull out a pro-V from your bag and put it on the tee. You swing it with confidence and boom, it went straight for the OB and the ball is lost. After much struggle, you come back with triple par for that hole and ruining the chance to score sub 80s.


i got 1 more.....

7) after watching UL hit his ball into the water at airforce hole 4, he laughs at UL n tell him that if he find UL golf ball, it will be his..... then he drove the buggy to the water hazard, but only to return 5 minutes later to the tee-box..... finding the rest of his flightmates golf ball in the fairway but his, he realised he forgot to tee-off, cos in the fit of excitment, he blurred until he never hit his 1st shot, i know its true cos i was sitting next to him

Oh slinger....you be receiving that person personal lawyer letter......

no use want lah...... i got videos

My client felt Humiliation after reading your post..therefore he want 12 free golfing lesson in compensation.



UL for The person who forget to teeoff

PS :- I was there too and will act as a witness in RDG court.

how can u represent your client n be my witness at the same time......


unless u are his witness, but then your statement will be void too.....


PS: i got videos of him in nsrcc shower room...... i can send to u??

slinger wrote:

how can u represent your client n be my witness at the same time......


unless u are his witness, but then your statement will be void too.....


PS: i got videos of him in nsrcc shower room...... i can send to u??

In Singapore court you can't but in RDG court of law and order ......everything and anything boleh......

who is that person? who huh? who huh???

Neutralgolfer wrote:

Both of you should give up golf.... so many unfortunate encounters...

swing2sky wrote:

Neutralgolfer wrote:

Both of you should give up golf.... so many unfortunate encounters...

That's why the title is called "You know it is time to quit golf when....." lah.

In any case, I'm going to quit as soon as my NSRCC membership expire.

salty dog wrote:

swing2sky wrote:

Neutralgolfer wrote:

Both of you should give up golf.... so many unfortunate encounters...

That's why the title is called "You know it is time to quit golf when....." lah.

In any case, I'm going to quit as soon as my NSRCC membership expire.

In twenty years...

swing2sky wrote:

salty dog wrote:

swing2sky wrote:

Neutralgolfer wrote:

Both of you should give up golf.... so many unfortunate encounters...

That's why the title is called "You know it is time to quit golf when....." lah.

In any case, I'm going to quit as soon as my NSRCC membership expire.

In twenty years...

SD just bought TMCC...you all don't know meh.......ooppsss....

You know it time to quit golf when.....

* Your playing buddies from mid 90 suddenly played 78

* You just renews your golf club membership yesterday and today you went to the golf counter to booked a flight, your names was never listed....

* You arrived on the 1st teebox and looking forwards to play with your regular kakis...BUT they don't seem to know you...

* You on purpose hit those worn out and old balls into the ponds and bushes.....still have your marking. One day UL appoach you hand you a BIG bag of the worn out balls you discard in the pond. UL said " I believed this is yours...."

* You play 18 holes with your spouse, a great shot of your lifetime you score a Hole In One !!! But insurance don't pay you because your spouse cannot be the witness, you need 3 not related to you as witness.....

* You boss invited you to a top golf club charity game with many door gifts like golf bag, drivers, polo.....on the way down you struck in the lift for half a day....and your boss get another worker to play....

* You bought the latest see thru golf polo t shirts and hoping to impress your old fashion kakis...............only to be stop by the TP for indecent exposure.....thus missing your teetime

* You bought a golf sets complete with a golf bag, upon delivery, you discovered inside the golf bag, the club compartment was cut away and 2 new M16 rifles was inside....and the Police is knocking at your door....


Do consider giving up golf if you have the above....

Uncle Lau wrote:

* You play 18 holes with your spouse, a great shot of your lifetime you score a Hole In One !!! But insurance don't pay you because your spouse cannot be the witness, you need 3 not related to you as witness.....

Is this true? Then i think you should consider not playing with Mrs Lau then.

BTW, very creative. How did you think about all these?

Thought all these were stories you told me over the years sitting in the same buggy....

What years? I only started playing golf 6 months ago.

Ok Ok....6 months...but you split out everything from you childhood to your Uni to your Disco days......

Quiting soon...today played 103....BAKA !

Bo lah. Today u stressed by GM lah.

103 must quit ... UL, are you hinting me that i should just give up golf? haiz ....