Wanna shares TIGER WOODS real story

Bro n Sis, I got this story from friend just wanna shares : is a good one

What Tiger Woods Wanted to Say at His Press Conference

Let me just say to all my fans that I feel sorry for everyone who criticized me for my extra-marital affairs. You must live a miserable existence if you have nothing better to do than read about my personal life in the tabloids. But I suppose I should provide an explanation about my behavior so that you will continue to buy the products I endorse.

So here goes. I am an average looking man of mixed racial descent. Like most men, I had trouble getting pussy before I became a famous multimillionaire. I did okay at Stanford because I was on the golf team, but the women there graded out with a D because they were leftovers that players on the football team didn't want. Before that, I got nothing because I have a bland personality and big lips.

Then, I win a few golf tournaments and women are lining up at my door. Of course, I took advantage of my opportunities. These were women who wouldn't give me the time of day if I sold insurance or worked on a used car lot. They wanted me so they could brag to their friends about having sex with a celebrity, while holding the belief that one day they would live a life of luxury as the wife of Tiger Woods. When that didn't happen, they seized on an opportunity to sell their story to the tabloids, all the while looking the part of a woman scorned.

Now I want to discuss my wife. When I met Elin, she was just like the others, except she played the hard-to-get strategy that women often use to corral men. It worked. She had all the qualities I wanted in a woman: pretty face, nice tits, nice ass, and an inviting personality. We dated for a while, had wild sex, and we genuinely enjoyed others company. When I asked her to marry me, she accepted. Why wouldn't she? Only an idiot would say no to a lavish lifestyle that most people only dream about.

Our marriage was okay. We have two wonderful children and Elin is a good mother. But since she had those kids, she's become a bitch, and doesn't want to have sex very often. And, she won't accompany me on road trips, except to the major championships. Unfortunately, my job requires that I travel to a different city every week where women nod approvingly at me where ever I go. Do you see the problem here?

To all the men out there: What would you have done in my shoes? Would you have said no to all the woman who lined up to meet you, especially after listening to your wife bitch at you over the telephone for not spending enough time at home with her and the kids? And to all the women: How many of you would have turned down an opportunity to spend a night with me, knowing that you could sell your story to a tabloid for 500K?

I feel bad about the potential damage my actions might cause my kids. As for Elin, I can think of at least 300 million reasons why she will be okay if we divorce and she is forced to survive on her own. And don't forget that vast support network she will have after appearing on Oprah and The View.

As for me, I have paid dearly for my transgressions. I have lost millions and might lose custody of my children. Almost everyone who sees me takes great pleasure seeing me in pain.

The letters "Saint" or "St." do not precede my name. You're telling me it's O.K.. to screw everything in sight and be president like Bill Clinton did, but you can't be a pro-golfer???

Did I become famous for being a model married man, or was it because I'm the best damn golfer in the world???

Now here I stand, while you sit there anxiously waiting to hear my heartfelt apology, when all I really want to tell you is..... Fuck Off!

Way to go TIGER!!

TIGER ! up up and AWAY!!!! and THAT"S THE WAY !

GET in ALL THE HOLES

Yeah yeah yeah!!! Go tiger!!!! Mmmeeeeoooweeeee.....

everyone needs to pay the price what he(she) has done wrong.

I like the last sentence...yeah man

If this is what he really written, than I must say... yeah, that's the True Tiger!

But if this is made-up, then it won't be very nice...

prettygolf wrote:

everyone needs to pay the price what he(she) has done wrong.

I agreed with PG ! Evceryone will pay for what he or she had done wrong....but the price is very high for top $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ earner like TW !

Wish TW well and continue to inspire us with his Golf.....

i am sure is a make up letter.... sound so fake

it's so real lah PW. It was on CNN.

Ok... this reminds me of what former NBA superstar Charles Barkley said. "I'm not a role model, I'm not paid to be a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball, doesn't mean I should raise your kids."

I suppose people often forget that sporting superstars are also human and need their freedom/privacy/etc... But the vast majority of people really look up to Tiger as some "Living God". Those who loved basketball will remember the quote, "Be like Mike (Michael Jordan)".

With that said, the people marketing Tiger should stop portraying him as someone so perfect. Truth is, nobody is perfect. Like it or not. So to those whose impression of Tiger is dented because of his scandalous affairs, it's time to rethink. Are you idolising the man for his golfing skills, or are you doing it for some other reason? I still think the man is a great player with tremendous skills. I never knew his character because he is not my friend.

Anyway, enough of my crap. Nonetheless, it was a fantastic post by bro Fabulous.

ROAR!

And I'm wondering... why is PW so obsessed with John Daly?

Hm...

I totally agree with u bro. Well said.
He is entitled to do whatever. He only have to answer to himself and those close to him. Period.

rocky wrote:

Ok... this reminds me of what former NBA superstar Charles Barkley said. "I'm not a role model, I'm not paid to be a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball, doesn't mean I should raise your kids."

I suppose people often forget that sporting superstars are also human and need their freedom/privacy/etc... But the vast majority of people really look up to Tiger as some "Living God". Those who loved basketball will remember the quote, "Be like Mike (Michael Jordan)".

With that said, the people marketing Tiger should stop portraying him as someone so perfect. Truth is, nobody is perfect. Like it or not. So to those whose impression of Tiger is dented because of his scandalous affairs, it's time to rethink. Are you idolising the man for his golfing skills, or are you doing it for some other reason? I still think the man is a great player with tremendous skills. I never knew his character because he is not my friend.

Anyway, enough of my crap. Nonetheless, it was a fantastic post by bro Fabulous.

ROAR!

JD is so real....
and powerful driver somemore..

rocky wrote:

And I'm wondering... why is PW so obsessed with John Daly?

Hm...

Hahahah i LOVE john daly not of his character or golf but becoz of his style loves his colourful patterns on his pants it so artistic and over doing that make him love cool ^^, sorry fashion designer is abit siao siao wan la hahahaha i my design style is very different too...

Princess.White™ wrote:

i am sure is a make up letter.... sound so fake

We men will understand men...so we will forgive TW and his adventure, for being women, they cannot accept the fact TW play behind his wife back, that we all understand. 8)

We should closed this story and move on to more meaningful topics like...." Where is moi mojo ?(moi golf swing lah !), Why am i working and everyone i splaying golf !!!! Cooking class to make tutu cake and chendol !

Princess.White™ wrote:

rocky wrote:

And I'm wondering... why is PW so obsessed with John Daly?

Hm...

Hahahah i LOVE john daly not of his character or golf but becoz of his style loves his colourful patterns on his pants it so artistic and over doing that make him love cool ^^, sorry fashion designer is abit siao siao wan la hahahaha i my design style is very different too...

Yes i agreed with PW, John Daley just played his own golf and game !

Princess.White™ wrote:

rocky wrote:

And I'm wondering... why is PW so obsessed with John Daly?

Hm...

Hahahah i LOVE john daly not of his character or golf but becoz of his style loves his colourful patterns on his pants it so artistic and over doing that make him love cool ^^, sorry fashion designer is abit siao siao wan la hahahaha i my design style is very different too...

Lots of guys love John Daly...for being who he really is...he got drunk, fxxx around, divorce a few times, but that's him...the real John Daly....The truth .....of a man living a lifestyle that he loves...even if he is a change man now...he did it with his own accord....

Unlike TW...his brand sponsors have always project him as a role model - a great player, doting father & faithful husband..and the problem, that is not him...not the real Tiger. It is exactly the same if Phil Mickelson is spotted as a liar - a womanizer who fxxx around..I believe no fan can accept it....

Yes S2S and UL seem project themselves like DOM and buayas....but in real life, both of them are very decent and God Fearing....empty vessel make the most noise....(errrr i speak for myself! ) 8)

Uncle Lau wrote:

Yes S2S and UL seem project themselves like DOM and buayas....but in real life, both of them are very decent and God Fearing....empty vessel make the most noise....(errrr i speak for myself! ) 8)

Heehe... But I've to agree.. that both of us are not what we projected....

ok i try to believe

esw wrote:

ok i try to believe

Haha...